Turns out that some quite a number of anacondas actually do, especially where Lisa Sparks is concerned
In 2004 this nice young lady set a new world record for having sex with the most men in one day at an event called the Annual World Gangbang Championship in Poland.
Her competition were two other women, one of which held the world record before – having slept with 759 men in a day.
Lisa Sparks slept with 919 men within 12 hours. Take a minute and think about it in the most holistic way possible. That’s 919 penises…
According to the sexual mathematics, she spent an average of 45 seconds with each man, which, I hear, is 13.5 seconds more than is even required. She put her mind into it, people.
And what’s even more, she won the competition by just 21 men.
What a time to be alive.