Not only are they great fun and the thing that ensures the survival of the human race but they can also act as a constant source of fascination for anyone who doesn’t have one. Size, girth, shape, direction and colour – there really is no end to the variety willies can provide. So if you’ve ever wondered what’s going on in our heads when you strip off, it’s time to find out. Here’s 17 things women think when they first see your pe.nis.
1. Your size Yes! It’s big… Oh god, it’s big. Man, that’s tiny… thank heaven’s it’s small. Contrary to popular belief not all women prefer a saveloy to a chipolota. So while we’ll all subconsciously register the size of your dick, you can’t predict what the reaction to your pe.nis will be. Which is a good thing.
2. You don’t look like your willy
Think you can tell what a man’s dick will look like by his height, shoe size or palm width?
Think again. Body type doesn’t always correlate with willy size.
Which can mean pleasant surprises all round.
3. Pencil dicks
Just as size can vary from man to man so, too, can girth – *massively*.
Long and thin or thick and chunky, there really is something for everyone.