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I stormed on one guy’s post asking to be saved from his guilt.. people never took him seriously.. someone went as far as suggesting he cut off his hand (just like wright’s mom did on instagram).. Social media bullies can make you want to commit suicide without killing yourself…. lolss

To everyone, this might be funny and hilarious but it is a thorn in a masturbator’s flesh..

i want to share this solutions because i used to be one prominent member of the “masturbators association of nigeria- MAN” myself ( i was about to be voted as the vice president before i resigned)..

trust me, experience is the best teacher.. some would ask you to pray about it, some would even ask you to give your life to Jesus .. bitter truth is, i once saw a painting of the mother of Jesus- Mary, i found it sexy and i got a hard-on from it.. i had to masturbate at the next chance i got..

so.. this is about personal issues.. it is a disgrace because you don’t wanna be caught by someone else (your prick go calm down instantly)..

enough of the stories.. these are what i did to stop it.. it wasn’t easy but i am a living proof..

1. Avoid being alone when you feel Hot: boys naturally have high libidos.. except one is impotent.. unless, it is bedtime, you dont wanna be caught left alone.. there is this spirit that pushes you to do it and you would have cvmmed long before u get back to your senses..

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the best solution to this is looking for a public place with lots of crowd to interact with..

even the devil cannot give you enough liver needed to masturbate in public places.. go to a football viewing centre, a gaming centre, a bar etc..

2. Desist from p*rn: the last time i masturbated, (30-12-2015)… i was feeling lonely, idle and ‘single’.. imagine a 23 year old without a gf!!
so.. i switched to my favourite p*rn site to watch the only thing that can satisfy my urge and get me so high to think masturbation is the only thing that could get me out of my fantasy..
i masturbated as usual but it was not business as usual..
then i thought to myself ‘o boy, is this how you would keep living till the end of your days?? is this how you will continue into 2016?? at 23, you don’t want to get a life??

mind if i tell you my readers, that my masturbation act got so bad that i could masturbate in an uncompleted building.. i’d just bend down like i want to defecate but emmmm…

so.. it was the last day i watched porn..

3. Drink lots of water and pee everytime: for guys, peeing has a way of suppressing erections..
i need not talk much about this but it is the best and the most proven strategy to help stop it only if you want to..
when you feel that the devil is about to make a workshop out of your hand.. stand up almost immediately and go pee.. force out the pee if it won’t come.. it is a sure bet that your joyatick is going to take a chill pill (500mg)..

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masturbation has a way of torturing s*x freaks.. fortunately for me, i went to a party the first week of 2016 and that was where i met this fine girl.. she is from Ondo and they are only second to Calabar girls on “baddest Nigerian babes list.” if such thing exists..

on a final note.. i have only written this to inspire those who are battling with masturbation issues..

i don’t know if ladies can utilize my ‘tested and trusted’ methods but i can use ayilala to swear that this will work for you 100%..

if you are bold enough.. without feeling stigmatized, share how u conquered it by making use of the comment box below. You would be helping a thousand others who are dying in silence.. and if you want to start stigmatising, think again because your relative is doing that shiiii right now..

and to etc.. this is plagiarism free and not “oyinbo man” recommended.. their ways are different from ours..

hope this helps!!! and please don’t forget to drop your comment below

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  1. lisa

    Jan 5, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    make i hear ….i be omo ondo and we aren’t bad ooooooo

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