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A Nigerian Lady Listed Conditions To Be Met Before You Slide into Her DM…



After Banky W told us how he got Adesua tripping by sliding into her DM, a renowned Nigerian Lawyer and Author, Chidera Okolie, has opened her DM to potential suitors, outlining 10 conditions that are to be met.

Heres what she wrote;

Attention!!
Good morning ☺
The DM is now open for applications!
However the following should be noted.

1. Certain greetings like Hi baby, Good morning my angel Hi love has never been, and will never be responded to. For the singular reason we are not acquainted (not yet😉)

2. Please do not bother applying if your handle is, or similar to any of these @emekatoomuchmoney @Taiwobillionaire @Jiderunningthings @TheDonOfLagos @DonMoney @Sexyforthegirls @JoeSexyAss @Mikesixpacks😞😩

3. Also, avoid me if the first picture Ill see on your page is a shirtless six packs (Ill droll but thats itnothing personal☺) or a stack of money or goldchains.

4. Go straight to the pointdont use my publications as a reference point. Hi, my name is Obinna Kunle Musa. Can I know you better?👍
I would like to get your book and your number to stay in touch for updates (😂 crook).

5. All denominations and tribes are welcome. (Foreign nationals included)

6. Do not abbreviate like a college kid.Hi, my name z John. Pliz snd ur numba. Ill lyk 2 stay in touch is a no no!!!!👎
Hi, my name is John. Please send your number. Ill like to stay in touch👍👍

7. I speak my dialect fluently. Dont be afraid to famz me in igbo language if you can☺

8. A humorous, artistic, sarcastic or witty individual will stand a greater chance.. (But if you are not.pleaseeeeeeedont try)😊

9. Please keep whatever your pastor said to you to yourself. God is yet to speak to me about you.

10. Finally, keep it simpleor youll lose me at hello.
TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!
Thank you☺

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